Sammy, 2 years oldI have my own version of the classic nursery rhyme "This Little Piggy" when I play with baby toes. I'm not exactly sure when I came up with it; probably before starting my own family. I didn't realize that I always say it until one day I said the normal rhyme, and Dominic asked, "Hey, what happened to the rest of it?"
And here it is:
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy staid home, because he's going tomorrow.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none, because he's a vegetarian and had a tofu burger instead.
And this little piggy? This little piggy? Cried wee, wee, wee all the way home!
-I like asking the question twice, because the children start giggling in anticipation of getting tickled.
2 comments:
Wow, that's funny. Tofu burger, ha!
Although I am not a vegetarian, I do in fact like tofu/veggie burgers.
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